Biden as Sir Joseph


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Gilbert & Sullivan's musical play HMS Pinafore


  Come on man!
Here's the deal.
In America anyone can be President.
Even me!    Umm.  You know the thing.
Don't be a long face pony soldier.
I get it.  Look.  Here's how I did it.  (whisper)
When I was a lad I served a term
As office boy to an Attorney's firm.
I cleaned the windows and I swept the floor,
And I polished up the handle of the big front door.

He polished up the handle of the big front door.
When I was a lad, I lived in Scranton
As office son of a used car sales man
I cleaned the windows and I swept the floor,
And I polished up the handles of the old car doors.

He polished up the handle of the big car door.
I polished up that handle so carefully
That now I am the Ruler of the King's Navy!
He polished up that handle so carefully,

That now he is the ruler of the King's Navy!
I polished up the handles so carefully
That now I am President of the USA!

He polished up that handle so carefully,
That now he is President of the USA!
As office boy I made such a mark
That they gave me the post of a junior clerk.
I served the writs with a smile so bland,
And I copied all the letters in a big round hand.

He copied all the letters in a big round hand.

At Catholic School I made such poor marks
That they only passed me in the Football park
I schmoozed my friends with a smile so bland,
And I copied all their home work in a Biden hand.

He copied all their home work in a Biden hand.

I copied all the letters in a hand so free,
That now I am the Ruler of the King's Navy!

He copied all the letters in a hand so free,
That now he is the Ruler of the King's Navy!
I copied all their papers with plagiary
And now I am President of the USA!

He copied all the papers with plagiary.
That now he is President of the USA!

In serving writs I made such a name
That an articled clerk I soon became;
I wore clean collars and a brand-new suit
For the pass examination at the Institute.

For the pass examination at the Institute.

Not serving in uniform in Viet Nam
That Draft Deferrer I soon became;
I wore clean collars and a brand-new suit
To pass the Bar exam at Syracuse.

Pass Bar examination at Syracuse.

That pass examination did so well for me,
That now I am the Ruler of the King's Navy!

That pass examination did so well for he,
That now he is the Ruler of the King's Navy!
I barely passed, but did well for me,
And now I pick Supreme Court nominees

He barely passed, but did well for he,
That now he picks Supreme Court nominees
 
Of legal knowledge I acquired such a grip
That they took me into the partnership.
And that junior partnership, I ween,
Was the only ship that I ever had seen.

Was the only ship that he ever had seen.

Of legal knowledge I acquired such a tip
for the Trans Pacific Partnership .
That TP partnership, I mean,
Was the only ship that I had ever seen.

Was the only ship that he ever had seen.

But that kind of ship so suited me,
That now I am the ruler of the King's Navy!

But that kind of ship so suited he,
That now he is the ruler of the King's Navy!
But that kind of ship so suited me,
That now I am the ruler of US Navy

But that kind of ship so suited he,
That now I'm Commander of Military!
 
I grew so rich that I was sent
By a pocket borough into Parliament.
I always voted at my party's call,
And I never thought of thinking for myself at all.

He never thought of thinking for himself at all.
I grew so rich that I was sent
By Big Bank Lobbyists to The Senate
I always voted at my party's call,
And I never thought of thinking for myself at all.

He never thought of thinking for himself at all.
 
I thought so little, they rewarded me
By making me the Ruler of the King's Navy!
He thought so little, they rewarded he
By making him the Ruler of the King's Navy!
 

I thought so little, they rewarded me
as Vice President of the USA!

He thought so little, they rewarded he
as Vice President of the USA!

Now landsmen all, whoever you may be,
If you want to rise to the top of the tree,
If your soul isn't fettered to an office stool,
Be careful to be guided by this golden rule.

Be careful to be guided by this golden rule.

Now landsmen all, whoever you be,
If you want to rise to the top of the tree,
If your soul isn't fettered as a Chinese tool
Be careful not get caught breaking voting rules.

Be careful to get caught breaking voting rules.
Stick close to your desks and never go to sea,
And you all may be rulers of the King's Navy!

Stick close to your desks and never go to sea,
And you all may be rulers of the King's Navy!

Stick closed in your basement and no one see
And you all may be President of USA!

Stick closed is basement and never people see,
And you'll be President of the USA!

 

Henry Lytton as Sir Joseph 1920

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kfao1s3Tiek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmXkTU7x3Yk  karayoki

 

When I was a lad, I lived in Scranton
As office son of a used car sales man
I cleaned the windows and I swept the floor,
And I polished up the handles of the old car doors.

He polished up the handle of the big car door.

Of illegal knowledge I acquired a stock tip
for the Trans Pacific Partnership .
That TP partnership, I mean,
Was the only ship that I had ever seen.

Was the only ship that he ever had seen.

I polished up the handles so carefully
That now I am President of the USA!

He polished up that handle so carefully,
That now he is President of the USA!
But that kind of ship so suited me,
That now I am the ruler of US Navy

But that kind of ship so suited he,
That now I'm Commander of Military!
 

At Catholic School I made such poor marks
That they only passed me in the Football park
I schmoozed my friends with a smile so bland,
And I copied all their home work in a Biden hand.

He copied all their home work in a Biden hand.

I grew so rich that I was sent
by Big Bank Lobbyists to The Senate
I always voted at my party's call,
And I never thought of thinking for myself at all.

He never thought of thinking for himself at all.
 
I copied all their papers with Plagiary
And now I am President of the USA!

He copied all the papers with plagiary.
That now he is President of the USA!


I thought so little, they rewarded me
as Vice President of the USA!

He thought so little, they rewarded he
as Vice President of the USA!

Not serving in uniform in Viet Nam
A Draft Deferrer I soon became;
I wore clean collars and a brand-new suit
To pass the Bar Exam at Syracuse.

Pass Bar examination at Syracuse.

Now landsmen all, whoever you be,
If you want to rise to the top of the tree,
If your soul isn't fettered as a Chinese tool
Be careful not get caught breaking voting rules.

Be careful to get caught breaking voting rules.
I barely passed, but did well for me,
And now I pick Supreme Court nominees

He barely passed, but did well for he,
That now he picks Supreme Court nominees
 

Stick closed in your basement and no one see
And you all may be President of USA!

Stick closed is basement and never people see,
And you'll be President of the USA!

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